Reinventing the Wheel
when willie reinvented the wheel
we all laughed and called him a schlmiel
then it so happened
that he took out a patten
now it's his licence fees that make us reel
French
A lass named Polly McKenzie
Took French, because it was trendy
When asked to romance
a gentleman from France
she went into a parles vous frenzie
Parisian life he offered, she took it,
but now, she's a pity to look at
'cause dear Polly, poor wench
all she'd learned of her French
was 'silver plate' and 'mercy bucket'
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