Thursday, 23 July 2026

Experimenting with Time Travel

If something was fun to write, I think that means that it should be fun to read as well. 

Orphans of Space-Time was certainly fun to write. 

Actually, I had fun with all my books - or I wouldn’t have managed to complete them.

But in Orphans of Space-Time, I got to try out a few unusual ideas, and attempt to answer a few unique “what ifquestions, 

The original idea for the book was, in fact, a question posed by my son as an idea for a story: What if the main character is able to remember it when a time traveller has gone to the past and committed a murder?  That became the premise for the first story in the series.

The book, by the way, is really a set of stories ranging from short stories to novellas, but they fit together as sequels and prequels – a whole series in one cover. 

Each story answers a “what if” question.

One day, after having writen the first couple of stories, I was walking past a road-works near our house, and I got another idea, which went into the story titled, The Murder Victim Who Was Still Alive

What if they found a child buried under the pavement that they’re digging up, who has only been dead a few hours? What if you found out that the same child is still alive and well? The detective involved in this case is forced into believing in time-travel, as he realises that this child is about to be murdered. How do you prevent such a murder from happening?

Another question that begs to be asked is, what if a major historical event happened differently, such as Rome never becoming an empire? What would happen to the world that we know, and things like rise and spread of Christianity?

I flip that question on its head, with a rogue time traveller asking instead, “What would happen to the civilised empires of the East, if one of the barbaric nations of the west, say for example Rome, became a major empire that pushed back on the Parthian empire? What if Hannibal's conquering of Rome had not succeeded? What would happen to the spread of Christianity?” Lots of plot twists in that novelette; titled, The Great Time Shift.

Another one is autobiographical, about my 8-year-old self. As usual, I name myself Boz. Boz is one of the narrative points of view, the other is Ben Scully, the name I gave to my best friend. 

Here’s where I have to confess that I was a horrible kid at that age. When under peer pressure, I wasn't beyond bullying, even if I was bullied a few times myself. But the incident that the story is built around (besides the Cuban Missile Crises and the Kennedy assassination) was my deciding to turn against my best friend. I just simply dropped him as a friend!

In the story, Ben Scully was the time perceptive one, and was having trouble getting details sorted out regarding both the missile cries and then the Kennedy assassination a year later (both events involved time travellers}. In real life that I actually remember, he was only an ordinary lad – which would explain why his future self didn't show up to teach me the importance of friendships. 

I wish he had, but of course, this is real life, where I've written that story to atone for my being so horrible. But apart from the last couple of scenes, all the details written from Boz’s point of view are accurate to the best of my memory. As for the setting, the only clue is that the area is well represented on the Monopoly board. That's A Couple of Years in the Early Life of a Time Traveller. 

The final “what if” question is one in which you have to be well versed in the Time Orphan universe to ask or understand. That's why it's at the very end, and isn't released as a stand-alone, even though it's of standard novella length. 

The premise: if you jump from a disconnected timeline, showing up in the new timeline where another instance of yourself already lives quite happily, if the two of you come too close together, you'll merge into one, with the memories of both timelines having equal clarity. 

The question: an unscrupulous, murderous time traveller goes back and murders his mother when his younger self is only 4 years old. The 4-year-old grows up in a very good environment, becomes a strong Christian, is transformed by the Holy Spirit and through good training; and then merges with the evil doppel. What happens? Which personality becomes dominant? 

I had lots of fun writing The Lives of Eoin Murray.

And I hope you'll have fun reading all the above. 

Next time, I'll write about my other time travel series, Rats in the Cellar, based on different premises. 

 

Again, here are the download links:

Amazon US: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01M1AIZGS

Amazon UK: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01M1AIZGS

Amazon Canada: https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B01M1AIZGS

Amazon Australia: https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B01M1AIZGS

 

Saturday, 18 July 2026

The Official Table Of Large Numbers

In case you ever wondered, the following is the list of names for the higher numbers

One
Ten
Hundred
Thousand
Million
Billion
Trillion
Quadrilion
Quintillion
Sextillian
Septillian
Octillian
Neptillion
Dectillian
ByGillian
ARapscallion
NamedMaxmillian
MadeAMillion
OrWasItABillion
PerhapsItWasTrillion
ButHsWasASilly’un
AndWouldntGiveToAnyOne
WhoNeededHelpButAwayHe’dRun
ToBetItAllOnOnFrillyFun
ToBuyTheWorldAndThenBeDone
OnHisYoyoStringTheWorldHeSpun
ButAllTheseNumbersPointToONE
WhenAllWasSaidAndAllWasDone
HeFoundHeHadNoWhereToRun
SoWhatWasHisEndAndHowAndWhy? 
Dunno, NoOne’sEverCountedThatHigh

#poetry #humour #social

Wednesday, 15 July 2026

The Time Orphan Universe

As promised in the previous blog post, we’ll talk more about time travel, namely my book, Orphans of Space-Time.

I need to emphasis it here: Orphans of Space-Time doesn’t follow the rules laid down by Emmet Brown (Back to the Future), nor the Many Worlds theory of Hugh Everrit (I have a different series that subscribes to those rules). I need to emphesis it because, though the rules of the game are clearly spelled out in the narrative, at least two reviewers stated that there was a plot hole because the actions of the time traveller didn’t erase his own existence. 

All the editions since, begin with a prelude, simply stating the Three Observable Facts of Time Travel. I’ll paste them in at the end of this email. But first, here’s a storyteller’s description of how it works (You’ll also find this in the book, in the appendix):

  

So, what happens if you go back in time and kill your own paternal grandfather when he’s 11 years old? In the universe in which these stories are set, you’ll simply return to your own time and find that no one knows you. Your father was never born, and therefore, neither were you.

But you still exist. You're now a time orphan. Contrary to both Drs Hugh Everest and Emmett Brown, you neither created another parallel universe, nor a time-space paradox; simply a new timeline that replaced the previous one. All the people whose birth you erased, such as your brothers and sisters, never existed. Only you do, simply because you established the fact of your existence from a time-location before the critical event.  

...And, your older sister, also a time traveller, has survived, even though she was in the timeline as it got erased.

That's because two weeks earlier, she travelled back to try to discover King Arthur, who lived long before you killed your and her grandfather, thus establishing the fact of her existence ever since King Arthur's time.

So there she is, two weeks later, lying in a hammock in her backyard reading Malory’s Mort d’Author, when suddenly… the impression of lying in a hammock in her backyard reading Mort d’Author is only a very dim memory that comes to her while she’s actually sitting in the lobby of the local youth hostel going over her research into her grandfather’s death at age 11.

Returning from her adventure, she had popped back into a house that isn't hers, no hammock in the backyard, and she probably gets arrested for trespassing even though it was her own house in the old timeline (that explanation usually doesn't stand up in court). She has no brothers or sisters, or Father, and you haven't popped back into the new timeline yet. Her mother is married to her old history teacher, and doesn't know her. Her research tells her that her grandfather once existed, but was mysteriously killed at age 11.  

But she has the dim recollection of a concurrent timeline which ended with her lying on her hammock reading Mort d’Arthur. It's way too dim to remember events with any clarity.  

Of course she remembers her life before she jumped back to find King Arthur. That's because it's her personal timeline, and she’ll always remember that even if no one else does. By jumping so far back in time, she had established her own life as a pre existing fact, so she didn't get erased by the new timeline. However, most of her memories are now of things that never happened.

But now she has popped back into a changed timeline, where she already existed up to the point where you made your time jump to visit wee Grandpa. Because she is now imposing a new memory over the existing memory of those two weeks, causing the original to appear as deja vous.

There’s something about the discontinuation of a timeline that activates the original memory, so she suddenly becomes awar of an alternate sequence of events for those two weeks. While she was sitting in the overstuffed settee in the lobby of the hostel, reviewing her information about her grandfather, she suddenly has the impression she's been lying in her hammock in her own backyard reading Mort d’Arthur. It’s only a residew of memory, unless something happens to trigger a full memory, like, maybe, a dream brought about by thinking hard about something. 

Then, you suddenly reappear in her new timeline. She puts two and two together.

Now, you're in trouble!

  

So, how did you and your sister become time travellers? It started when you both realised you were having dim memories of discontinued timelines - or at least confused by alternative facts regarding recent events. That was the first clue that you had the gift of time travel. From there, there are two ways to become a time traveller: 

  • Through long and rigorous training in concentration techniques, 

  • The use of a small mind focusing device, that was designed in a medieval Japanese Christian monastery in a world in which Rome was conquered by Hannibal Barca, and never rose to be an empire. 

So, there you are, having jumped back in time, and tracked down your 11 year old grandfather. He is just inches from you. You are about to grab him, when suddenly, there stands your sister, giving you a look that would wake the dead.

Don't. Even. Think. About. It.’ she says, in her most convincing tone.

She grips you by the ear, drags you away from young Grandpa, and time-jumps you back to your own time, where you merge with your selves of the restored timeline. Then she confiscates your mind-focusing device.

  

Now, do you notice how you and your sister’s personal timelines seem to go both forward, backwards and sideways, weaving in and out through various timelines? Yohan, in the narrative, explained four dimensional space-time, so I won't do it here, except to say there’s also a fifth dimension. That's what enables us to refer to ‘original timeline', ‘new timeline’ and ‘personal timeline’. It seems that in the fifth dimension, from the timetravellor’s point of view, time moves sideways from old to new in a different direction than time in the fourth dimension. A timeline can go on for a million years in the fourth dimension, and yet be short lived in the fifth dimension. How? One person initiates a critical event that starts a new timeline, then his arch-enemy jumps a million years into the future, and then straight back to prevent the first person from initiating the critical event.

The above was reedited from the appendix of the book. There’s more, but to paste it here would provide too many spoilers. 

Anyway, here’s how it works, simplified:

The Three Observable Facts of Time Travel

  1. What really happens when you jump back to an earlier time and prevent your own birth? Do you produce a time-space paradox? Do you create another parallel universe?
    No, you become a Time Orphan. Other people may cease to exist if their birth was affected by your action, but you go on existing, because you now have a new point of origin, the earliest point of time you travelled to.

  2. If, by jumping backwards in time, you change the course of your own life to the extent that you wouldn't have made the time jump when you did, you produce another instance of yourself, a Time Dopple. Dopples can coexist in the same timeline, as long as they don't come too close together. If they come within each other's event horizon, they merge back into one - one person with two sets of memories. That's because it's against the laws of physics for two instances of the same matter to exist at the same time.

  3. Only certain people have the gift of time perception. Such people remember broken timelines, be it only the residue of a memory, or a deja vous. If they develop that gift, they can become time travellers themselves.

So, Isaac Asimov has his "three laws of robotics", I have my "three facts". All the stories in this collection are based on the Three Observable Facts.

  

And here’s where to get it:

Amazon US: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01M1AIZGS

Amazon UK: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01M1AIZGS

Amazon Canada: https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B01M1AIZGS

Amazon Australia: https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B01M1AIZGS

 

Sunday, 5 July 2026

How to plan a new sequel to the Back to the Future trilogy in 2026


This is probably the closest I’ve ever come to writing fan fiction, but here goes…

  

The film opens sort of like a documentary about the history of hover-cars. The inventor, it seems, was searching for a way to help his young brother who had been crippled in an accident. His search for a way to give him mobility was what led to hover technology, which was later applied to motor vehicles and skateboards.

The film shows the scene of the accident between a white Rolls-Royce and a black pick-up truck. Both are wrecked. An ambulance is parked nearby, with paramedics surrounding the young boy. Others are assisting the driver of the black pick-up, whom we see is none other than our Marty McFly, who had injured his hand, and is looking absolutely horrified at what has just happened.

 Suddenly the action stops, and then speeds into reverse. The boy flies back into the car, the black pick-up up-rights itself and speeds backwards, while the white Rolls-Royce glides backwards into the side road. Finally, there’s Marty McFly at the wheel of his new car, and Needles, in the other car, challenging him to a road race. Back into normal forward motion, the action proceeds, but it instead it happens just as it did at the end of Back to the Future III, in which the accident didn't happen.

Therefore, the little boy didn’t get paralysed from the waist down. 

Therefore, his older brother didn't invent hover-conversion.

Therefore, we don’t have flying cars today in 2026, and Back to the Future IV is free to follow its natural course.

A few problems still need to be solved, of course. How did Doc Brown get his hover conversion without causing a paradox in the  time-space continuum? 

Maybe he just kept going yet farther and farther into the future until he did come upon hover technology. 

And why have there been no more sequels to the Jaws film? What about holographic animated billboards? Or jackets that automatically dry themselves and tell you when they’re dry?

Maybe the invention of flying cars in that timeline was what inspired the other technology. Perhaps so much effort was made in developing talking jackets and holographic animation that drew the energy away from developing the Internet, so that in that timeline they’re stuck using fax machines instead of sending emails. 

Perhaps, with technology speeding fast-forward, sci-fi films became redundant, and people watched Jaws instead.

But I’ve solved the first problem anyway. Someone else can sort out the rest. 

I’ve got my own time-travel universe to work with.

The Back to the Future films were a landmark in the progression of time travel stories, and have their place right up there with H.G. Wells’ Time Machine, and Dr. Who. They gave us a point of reference for discussing and developing time travel ideas. I thoroughly enjoyed them myself and have watched them countless times. However, it needs to be said that Emit Brown’s theories regarding the danger of a paradox in the space-time continuum, don’t have to be the rule. In my own series of stories in Orphans of Space-Time, it is possible to go back in time, cause your own grandfather’s death at a young age, and still survive. You just become a Time Orphan

I’ll explain how that works in another newsletter.

  

Here it is in case you want to download it:

  

Amazon US: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01M1AIZGS

Amazon UK: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01M1AIZGS

Amazon Canada: https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B01M1AIZGS

Amazon Australia: https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B01M1AIZGS

Wednesday, 1 July 2026

Alice in the Rabbit Hole

One hot afternoon, Alice was resting in her back garden while her older sister read a boring novel. 

She saw a white rabbit hopping by, who took out its pocket watch, and said, ‘I’m late! I’m late, for a very important date!’

Alice’s sister only looked up briefly from her boring novel and mumbled something like, ‘I love the way that rhymes.’

‘But Alice’s curiosity was aroused. ‘Date with whom? Where?’

‘The tea party, of course, and you’d better hurry if you want to make it before the pouring of the tea!’

‘How do I get there?’

‘Follow me down this hole! Quick! And stay in the middle of the hole, don’t get too near the edges!’

Alice’s sister looked up just then. ‘Alice! Don’t even think about it! The mad hatter lives at the end of that hole!’

The rabbit replied, ‘Not so at all! He only appears mad at first, but once you catch his drift, you’ll find him the sanest hatter as ever there was! Coming Alice?’

So the rabbit jumped in, and Alice, after getting up her courage, jumped in after him.’

‘Remember, stay in the middle!’ called the rabbit from further down.

‘Okay, I’ll try.’

It was then that she noticed that around the edges, it was very rough. If she got close, her skirt would surely snag, and stop her fall to the bottom - and to the tea party. 

She also noticed that when she paid attention to any of the snags, she would begin to drift towards it in her fall.

‘Stay in the middle!’ called the rabbit again. ‘Don’t let the snags pull you towards them!’

Indeed, as she stayed in the middle, focusing on what was ahead, she thought she could actually smell the tea, the biscuits and buns.

So she focused on that, but suddenly, one rock she saw jutting out from the edge reminded her very much of Billy, at school, who was always tormenting her, and hiding her things.

Just thinking about him made her upset, and of course, she began drifting towards that rocky snag. 

‘That rock is just ideal to pull out of the side and throw it at Billy next time I see him,’ she said to herself.

‘You can’t afford revenge. Look straight down the hole and think of the tea party that awaits! Forgive Billy!’

So, she looked straight down and thought about the tea party. Then she began drifting back to the middle.

‘But Billy…’ she began to drift back.

‘Forgive him!’

So she said, ‘I forgive you, Billy.’ She looked down towards the tea party. ‘I wish you could come too, if you could only taste what I smell, you’d like it so much you’d stop being such a bully!’

‘That’s right,’ called the rabbit.

They kept falling. Alice was enjoying the fall, like it was a ride through the air, like she was flying. The ever-growing scent of the tea and buns only heightened the feeling.

Then, further down, she spotted another rocky protrusion. There seemed to be people on it – or it made her think of people, she couldn’t tell – who wanted to make a change in the way things were. They were talking about something going on in society, with the leadership, with politics, and saying, ‘This must stop! We must make it stop! YOU can make it stop!’

‘Oh, yes!,’ said Alice, ‘I must do my part to make this stop, and to make society better. I must join my voice with theirs!’

Of course, she began drifting towards that edge.

‘Alice!’ called the rabbit. ‘The tea party that awaits is so much better than any political party!’

‘Oh yes,’ said Alice, ‘I must focus on the middle, and on the tea party.’

Indeed, the scent from below made Alice think this tea must be blended from the very best of all the exotic teas in the world. If everyone would only sip this tea, it would solve the worlds problems!’

‘Tea party?’ said someone. ‘We have a tea party.’

‘No,’ called the rabbit. ‘Our tea is too fine to be thrown into the Boston Harbour.’

So, Alice continued focusing on the aroma of the tea and the lovely pastries that was now quite distinct.

She wondered if she was properly dressed for the tea party.

She must have been thinking out loud, as, from the next rock, someone answered her, ‘Of course not! That dress is so yesterday! And that phone there, isn’t that model from five years ago? I bet it was your mother’s! (it was) C’mon! Wake up and smell the coffee!’

‘You’re dressed just fine!’ called the rabbit. ‘Don’t fall for consumerism! Smell the tea instead!’ 

Alice knew he was right. Just the scent of the tea and wonderful delicacies was enough to give her a sense of contentment such that the consumerist dream could never bring.

So, finally, they reached the tea party. It was far grander than what she could catch the scent of on the way down.

And there, at the head of the table, stood the most handsome, elegant gentleman Alice had ever set eyes on, looking at her through eyes that radiated warmth and care. Here was the father Alice never had, the object of many of her dreams and longings. Here, stood the Prince – who made hats for a living.

She realised that she, herself, was now dressed in the most magnificent wedding gown she had ever seen.

‘Mr. Hatter,’ said the white rabbit, ‘May I present to you, your bride.’

Saturday, 16 May 2026

Another review of The Planet

jeyranmain.com/2026/05/13/the-planet-by-robby-charters-book-review-2345/

 

Robby Charters’ The Planet: Blessed Are the Poor, for Theirs Is the Lift to Space as the Planet Dies is a bold, unsettling, and deeply human science-fiction novel that flips the familiar survival narrative on its head. When a comet is on a direct course to annihilate all life, Captain Steinberg is tasked with evacuating the wealthy elite. A communications failure changes everything. With no time to correct course, Steinberg lands in the first city he sees and fills his ship with society’s forgotten: the poor, the marginalized, the unwanted.

What follows is not a clean escape into space, but a tense moral experiment carried out under extreme pressure. The ship becomes a microcosm of humanity itself — housing orphaned street kids, an autistic savant, a disgraced scientist, a defiant priest, victims and abusers, idealists and extremists. Violence, power struggles, and grief do not disappear once Earth is gone; they follow the survivors into the stars.

Charters excels at writing flawed, believable characters whose motivations clash in uncomfortable ways. Even side characters feel fully realized, which makes every loss and betrayal land with emotional weight. The children in particular stand out — forming fragile alliances and protecting one another in ways that feel painfully real. Their resilience provides some of the novel’s most powerful moments.

The story grows even more complex upon arrival at the destination planet, where a small population lives sustainably, inspired by indigenous philosophies of balance and sufficiency. The sudden arrival of another thousand people — many shaped by consumerism and exploitation — forces an inevitable reckoning. Will humanity repeat its old mistakes, or can it learn to live differently when given a second chance?

Dark, provocative, and surprisingly tender, The Planet is a character-driven sci-fi novel that asks difficult questions about class, morality, survival, and who truly deserves a future. Fans of Adrian Tchaikovsky and Frank Herbert will find much to admire here.

Written by Jeyran Main

 

Sunday, 10 May 2026

A free read - first chapter revision

To all who have already read THE RAT QUEEN: Some parts of the first chapter have been re-written with more accurate technical details, and also to make it more compatible with the rest of the series. Just so you won't miss out for not having the very latest edition, the first chapter has been posted here. You're welcome to re-read it. 

Or, if you haven't read it yet, and you're considering buying it, you also can have a free read.

Just click on the cover image... 

Friday, 10 April 2026

Introducing Elijah Dove

It's finally out. 

From now through Sunday, you can download this for free in kindle format.

Anyway, there's the cover: 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And here are the download links:

UK  US  Canada  Australia  India

Sunday, 22 February 2026

Fun with Dick and Jane





Dick and Jane meets Star Wars




“Look, look,” said Dick. “See the moon. We have two moons!”

“No, Dick, no,” said Jane. “That is no moon. That is the Death Star.”

“What a pretty Death Star that is,” said Sally.

“The Death Star is pretty, but it is not good. The Death Star is bad!”

“Look at the flash from the Death Star,” said Dick.

“What a pretty flash that is,” said Sally.

“That is a beam,” said Jane. “That is a beam from the Death Star. That beam will kill us.”

Dick didn’t want to die.

Jane didn’t want to die.

Sally didn’t want to die.

Puff didn’t want to die.

Spot didn’t want to die.

“Will we die?” asked Dick to Jane.

Jane didn’t answer because she was dead.

Dick didn’t listen to Jane’s answer because he was dead.

Father also didn’t want to die.

Father ran to the time machine.

Run Father run!

Father went to yesterday.

Father got a big giant mirror. He took the mirror to the sky.

When the Death Star came, there was a mirror in the sky.

Then the beam came from the Death Star. The beam hit the mirror.

The beam went back to the Death star.

No more Death Star.

“Hurray!” said Dick.

“Hurray!” said Jane.

“Bow-wow!” said Spot.

“Mew mew” said Puff.

“What a hero father is,” said Sally.

“Yes, a hero your father is,” said Yoda.




Tomorrow’s reading lesson: Dick and Jane’s new friend, Gollem.

New word to learn: presssiousssss

Tuesday, 10 February 2026

Currently writing...

I've been off line a while, and that's because I'm in middle of another novel, also in the Rat Queen/Planet series.  Some of my old Kentucky classmates may like this, as the main character is from Harlan County.
Anyway, here's the first chapter as it stands so far:

Elijah’s Beginnings


Author’s note: In spite of how this might seem otherwise, just keep in mind, this is a Science Fiction novel.

 

Elijah was the name bestowed on the child by his grandmother, who prophesied, ‘You, child, shall go forth in the spirit of Elijah of old, and reunite the hearts of the children to the fathers and mothers, and you will call down fire from the sun.’

Someone said, ‘Don’t you mean, from heaven?’ 

‘No, I said, from the sun.’

That was at the Sunday morning service of the Holiness Church, up Spit Holler, Harlan County, Kentucky, on his eighth day of life. His parents took him there that morning at Granny’s insistence. They feared her, which is why they consented for him to be called Elijah. But they feared that church even more. They feared what some of the members were capable of when they were in a supercharged state of ecstasy. They feared the snakes they occasionally brought out during services.

Apart from that one Sunday morning, they stayed put in the Baptist church where there was less chance of being bitten.

Elijah’s daddy, Samuel, was the local postmaster. Earlier in his life, someone had talked Granny into sending Sammy to a boarding school in a different county. It turned out to be a pretty good place, so she sent his younger brother, Uncle Fred there beginning the following year. 

The dorm parent, who insisted on being called ‘Andy’, noted the fact that the two were fatherless, and took them under his wing. Even during Sam’s final year, when Andy had left the school and become the pastor of a church in the next town, he’d have the boys over for weekends.

Then, Sam went on to college in another county not far off. That’s how Sam and Fred turned out differently than their mother. 

To be sure, they all got religion, but while Sam and Fred were going forward at alter calls during ‘Religious Emphasis Week’ organised by their church run school, Grandma was whoop’n it up and dancing up and down the wooden aisle of the old Holiness Church up Spit Hollar. 

Uncle Fred married a classmate straight out of high school in his wife’s hometown near where the school was, and brought her home to Harlan County, where they grew beans and sold milk from a few cows they bought. Sam married much later to a neighbour girl that he had been taking a growing interest in during his summers at home. Her father was the old postmaster, so  he got a job as a mail carrier, and later inherited his father-in-law’s job.

They would have sent Elijah to the same school Sam and Fred had attended, but it had closed. The boy’s dorm had burnt down during Fred’s last year there - no fault of Fred’s, mind you - and a few years later, the denominational committee decided that the need for a school of that type had passed, and turned it into a social services centre for the community.

So, Elijah attended the local school that housed everyone from first grade through high school in the same building. 

In a way, Granny had a bigger hand in raising Elijah than she had Sammy and Freddie. It was a bit of a tug-of-war at times between Granny and Elijah’s parents. If his parents disapproved of the Holiness Church, at least Granny was satisfied that he went to church, though on occasion, he skipped out. 

As punishment for skipping out a few Sundays in a row, his Grandmother would take him to the Spit Holler Holiness Church. Thus, he attended that church a total of five times in his life. Once at eight days as described above, three times when his grandmother decided to intervene with his delinquency, and once more after that for her funeral.

The first time, Elijah had grown into a barefoot hill-billy, occasionally getting in trouble for stealing watermelons from old Charlie Combs’s patch. Granny showed up at the door and announced she was taking young Elijah to church, where they were having a revival meeting. 

She promised Mummy and Daddy she wouldn’t let him near the snakes.

The visiting preacher, Brother Billy Simpson, preached a hell fire and brimstone sermon that frightened little Elijah out of his mind. He went up at the end, kneeled at the altar, and repented of stealing Charlie Combs’s watermelons.

They didn’t bring out the snakes because Brother Billy didn’t believe in snake handling.

The music was electric - not as in electric guitars or amps, but with a piano thumped very loudly, with a beat that would put any bar or nightclub to shame. 

The second time was after Uncle Fred had started taking Elijah coon hunting. Since Uncle Fred wasn’t much of a church going man, he’d occasionally sneak off with him on a Sunday morning. It was on a Sunday that he shot his first coon. They skinned it, and his mother promised to make him a coonskin hat.

Granny showed up a few nights later and announced she was taking Elijah to church again.

That night was a simple midweek prayer meeting, no preaching, but the Spirit moved, so they decided to bring out the snakes.

Elijah disappeared out the back door and hid in the shed in the back and fell asleep. It turned out, that was where they kept the snakes. It was dark, and someone walked into the shed at the end of the meeting carrying the box of them, and plunked them down next to Elijah, and shut the door and locked it. 

His screams alerted his granny to his where-abouts. 

On the way home, he promised to go to church, as long as he didn’t have to be near snakes again.

A few years later, Elijah had his own pick-up truck that he had patched together himself with parts from three other cars, and that had become a distraction. His grandmother arrived once again to take him to church.

This time, Elijah got the Holy Ghost.

He didn’t even go to the front to tarry for the Spirit’s power. He got it right where he was sitting, far enough from the front just in case they brought out the snakes.

He began bubbling over in other tongues, couldn’t even speak any English to explain himself, and felt drunker than his Uncle Albert.

Of course, he didn’t have to explain himself. Those sitting around him escorted him forcibly to the front, where he carried on with the glossalelia, eyes generally half open, half shut.

He opened his eyes to find he was staring into those of a snake. A voice from somewhere (was it Granny’s?) said, ‘When you next meet one like this, know that you are near your destiny.’

He went out cold. 

His grandmother was waiting for him patiently as he picked himself off the floor. The snakes had been put away, and most of the people had left. He didn’t remember much of what she said on the way home, but she seemed very happy.

For a few weeks after that, his experience held him on the straight and narrow. If not a Holiness Pentecostal, at least he was a better Baptist - for a while. 

Not long after that, he was back to squealing the tires of his pick-up around blind curves on the mountain roads with his friends. There was just enough oncoming traffic in those parts to make it as exciting as snake handling. 

The only other excursion to the Spit Holler Holiness Church was for his grandmother’s funeral, as she died of a snakebite a couple months later.

The grandmother we’ve been describing was the one with the surname of Dove, making her Elijah’s father’s mother. Her own parents were descended from a Charikee lass who had become the wife of a French fur trapper. Elijah’s grandfather, the one with the Dove surname, was Irish, who had been travelling in the area and had a fling with Granny during her wild days - followed by a shotgun wedding. He died not long after Uncle Fred was born, of too much moonshine. 

The other half of Elijah’s forebearers were Ulster Scotts, who had followed Daniel Boon through the Cumberland Gap. Most of them were quite respectable, with the exception of Uncle Albert, an alcoholic, who would sometimes tell stories of being abducted by aliens. 

Also among his relatives on that side were upstanding members of the Ku Klux Klan. 

Granny Dove didn’t much approve of the Ku Klux Klan connections, but she mostly kept her mouth shut. Nobody made a big thing of it anyway. There were no Black people nor Jews in their section of Harlan County to make it an issue, so Elijah grew up blissfully ignorant. 

He heard the word ‘nigger’ plenty of times tough. His dad, having been to a liberal arts college, disapproved of it, calling it the ‘N word’. Uncle Fred was a different matter, but whenever he said it, it wasn’t necessarily derogatory. 

He said that during his last couple of years of high school, ‘nigger clothes’ were the in thing. He even wore them a few times at family gatherings - his bellbottom britches with a high waist line, his silk shirt with the wide stretchy elastic at the hem that would have shown his tummy if not for the high waist line, the platform leather shoes, his dark glasses - and then he’d strut around as though he were on stage at a rock concert. Some of his favourite tunes of those times was ‘nigger music’, Jimmy Hendrix, et al. 

With his friends at school, the word carried feelings ranging from hate to awe and admiration. Someone noted that in the movies, the only actors that didn’t talk with an accent were the ‘niggers’ like Eddie Murphy and Will Smith.

But everybody seemed glad that none lived nearby. Elijah didn’t know if it was good or not. The only time he’d met any was on the basketball court at tournaments.

As for politics, Elijah defaulted to the assumption that anything that’s good for the Christians must be of God, therefore any laws forbidding what the Bible forbids must be laws worth campaigning for. As the country was founded on Christian values, white Christians, who were the sum of what he saw around him, had God’s mandate to rule America. 

But Elijah was well aware that his perspective was limited, having hardly seen anything outside Harlan County, except on trips made to tournaments with his school’s basketball team. 

The biggest city he’d ever been to was London - not London, England, but London Kentucky, population 7 thousand. The farthest place anyone he knew had spent very much time was, UK, where his coach spent one year. That’s University of Kentucky. 

Uncle Fred suggested that a stint in the Army would expand his horizons. Elijah thought that was a grand idea, but first, he would go on a road trip and discover America for himself.

So, upon receiving his High School diploma in the same building in which he learned his ABCs, he set off to discover America.


Friday, 2 January 2026

Availalbe on Kindle Unlimited...

All the books in the Planet/Rat Queen series are now a free read if you have Kindle Unlimited.

Links to both of the above for both UK and US:


The Planet US | The Rat Queen US
The Planet UK | The Rat Queen UK

 

I'm afraid this means that none of those books in this series are available in Books2Read, or SmashWords. It's the price I had to pay - sorry.